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As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a b*tch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.
A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a b*tch silly.
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The first thing anyone must do before delivering a pimp slap is to properly assess the situation. You DO NOT want to pimp slap your grandma under false pretense. This has ruined many a family reunion.
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After you have assessed the situation and determined that you are "go" for pimp slap you must then carefully decide what level of "@#*^! betta have my money" you are going to put behind the slap. All pimp slaps can be ranked on a 1-10 scale, referred to as the crispiness scale. It is my experience that most situations call for a 6-7.
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Once the crispiness level of the slap has been determined it all boils down to delivery. Remember wouldbe hair straighteners, anyone can pimp slap someone. It takes a special person to pimp slap someone with style. Style often conveys strength, it says, " Did you see that, i did that like i've done that a thousand times... I've perfected that, you should straighten up, you should act nicer to me." Style comes from practice and a solid understanding of the fundamentals.
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First have a stern look in your eyes. Try to convey a sincere irratation with the other person. Second pull your hand back towards your ear starting with your fingers open. Next extend your hand towards the other persons face using your hips to generate hand speed. At the very last second allow your fingers to come together much the way your hand would be during a handshake. Finally finish high, take the hand through the face and finish high on the other side. Like a golf swing it is important that you hold the finish for at least two to three seconds. This allows those around you to decide whether or not they too need there weaves adjusted.
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