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  1. Rod Bender

    Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!

    Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter " Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! " One year...
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    Actor Ernest Borgnine Dies at 95

    Godspeed Ernest !!
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    Irish Viagra

    An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the Doctor? 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take...
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    USPS vs FedEx

    Different throwing technique . . ? .:biggrin: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5YLyEsu47zE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    The Farmer

    A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"...
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    How Far Is It ?

    Question for everyone: How far is it to your flying field(s) ? We have members here from darn near every state, so I'd like to see some input. Myself, I drive 35 miles to the club, but because of the mountain roads it takes me just over an hour to get their.... So, how far are you traveling ?
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    Elderly Man Stopped by Cop

    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,“I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”. The officer then asks,“Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of...
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    Test - how observant are you?

    Test. Give it a try.... CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND TAKE THE TEST. THE NORMAL RATE IS 7 OUT OF 25. GOOD LUCK! BE SURE TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS DON'T BE EMBARRASSED IF ITS NOT SO HIGH. NOT MANY PEOPLE SCORE MORE THAN 5. click here: Joe Black's Web...
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    Little Johnny Strikes Again !!

    LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN !! :devil: The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to...
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    FUTABA 14MZ Freeze's Up ?

    I got this PM from a member accross the pond: hey bender thanks for the msg yeah it wasnt a bad day but im not having a good day today. i went to fly this morning and my 14mz blewup im not happy i just changed it to 2.4 ghz and it was working but this morning i went to test fly it in the...
  11. Rod Bender

    A Homeless Man's Funeral

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and...
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    Yo..... A little HELP !!

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    FYI For Sale

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    New Loan Offer

    Smells fishey lol Someone that has the time want to play this one out and post the communications for us ? See how good this one is ... ? From 'Pacbell' hmmm Subject: Loan Offer Date: 3/12/2011 4:47:21 A.M. Pacific Standard Time From: [email protected] Reply To...
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    Four American Hostages Killed

    This is bad http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/22/four-american-hostages-killed-by-somali-pirates/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%7C202803
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    Missed His Calling ...

    or at least one of them <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qWH-VToohro?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qWH-VToohro?version=3"...
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    Alzheimer's Test

    If you are over 45 yrs old you MUST take this test ... Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S...
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    Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 & 12

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks. "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see," replied the boy...
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    Flying Gas & Foamie's

    How does your club deal with the issue of gas and foam planes sharing the same airspace ? With more and more people flying electrics (at least out west here) I find that I'm flying along, and all of a sudden . . . A silent speed bump in the sky. I can't see them until it's.. too late, I can't...
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    "Skippy"

    A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli...
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